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๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ฆOMG, DADDY TRUMP ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿฐ just took ๐Ÿ† CONTROL of the ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ WHITE HOUSE ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ and all the ๐Ÿ RACISTS ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ came OUT to play! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคก Time to POUND ๐Ÿ‘ those homophobic ๐ŸŽญ CUMMIES DEEP ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and get ready for a SEXIST ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ AMERICA! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ Itโ€™s time to ABORT The DEMS!!!! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ If you voted for the ORANGE SLUT ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘‰ then youโ€™re ready for a GOP-USSY ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‘ prime-time ๐Ÿ† DISASTER ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’‹ Like, who needs ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ rights when you got TRUMP's MASSIVE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿš€ WALL of SEXY!? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ SPEAKING of walls, let's cut a hole in it for his GLORY ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿงฑ Cage your โค๏ธโค๏ธLOVE for Donny!! ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ”’Like when we caged those kids ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜˜โค๏ธ BORDER CRISIS? No way Josรฉ ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ Letโ€™s let MAGA shoot allllll those ๐Ÿ‘… creamy CUMMIES on the country ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ Don't forget to SMASH ๐Ÿ† that LIKE button and start saving some hush money ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ if you want more of those foul-mouthed ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ XENOPHOBIC vibes! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿพ So, after this erection day, prepare for the NASTIEST ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ infected party and remember to bring the ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ WHIP CREAM ๐Ÿฆ penicillin and the SPANKING PADDLES! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ–๏ธ Let's make America ๐Ÿ’ฅ SUCK again, y'all! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 
๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆโ€ผ๏ธWELL, F*CKโ€ฆ HERE WE ARE, TRUMP 2024๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ WEโ€™RE SCREWED, SO LETโ€™S GET SCREWING ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ IF WEโ€™RE GONNA RIDE THIS OUT, MIGHT AS WELL RIDE SOMETHING๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’‹ GRAB A PARTNER ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ AND GET READY FOR FOUR MORE YEARS OF RAW DOGGING REALITY ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฅ โ€˜CAUSE THIS NATIONโ€™S ABOUT TO GO DEEP ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ‘ SO STOCK UP ON LUBE ๐Ÿงด๐Ÿ’ฆ โ€˜CAUSE ITโ€™S GONNA BE A ROUGH RIDE, BABY ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ SEND THIS TO ๐Ÿ”Ÿ OF YOUR BOLDEST BANG BUDDIES IF YOUโ€™RE DOWN TO MAKE AMERICA MOAN AGAIN ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’‹ AND IF YOU GET 5๏ธโƒฃ BACK, YOU KNOW YOU WONโ€™T BE FACING THIS ALONE ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ LETโ€™S GO HARD OR GO HOME, PATRIOTS ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ”ฅ 
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ… WELCOME TO THE POST-ELECTION APOCALYPSE ๐Ÿ’€ WHERE KAMALAโ€™S BALLOT BOX ๐Ÿ“ฅ GOT YEETED STRAIGHT TO THE GULAG ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ฅ NOW WEโ€™RE STUCK IN THE UNITED SLAY-NO-WAY-STATES ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ WHERE TRUMPโ€™S TROMBONE ๐ŸŽบ IS LOUDER THAN OUR TEARS ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฆ WILL YOU ๐Ÿซต GRAB YOUR KAMALATOES ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ‘ AND MARCH INTO THE NIGHT ๐ŸŒš OR WILL YOU BOW DOWN ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™€๏ธ AND ACCEPT THE FRUMPAGE? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ LET THIS TRAGEDY BE A REMINDER ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ THAT IN THE LAND OF THE SLAIN ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ’ฅ WE KEEP STAR SPANKINโ€™ ๐Ÿ‘‹ AND BOOTY CLAPPINโ€™ ๐Ÿ‘ FOR THE SLAINSTITUTION ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ’ซ SEND THIS โžก๏ธ TO 10 FELLOW KAMALAMATES ๐Ÿซ OR GET READY TO BE DECLARED A ๐Ÿคก RESIDENT OF FRUMPTOWN ๐ŸŽบ IF YOU GET 10 BACK, YOUโ€™RE A LEGENDARY ๐Ÿ† NATIONAL SLAYVIVOR ๐ŸŒˆ IF YOU GET LESS THAN 5๏ธโƒฃโ€ฆ CLOWN SHOES ๐Ÿšช AND FRUMP HATS ๐ŸŽฉ ARE IN YOUR FUTURE ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’€ 
๐ŸšจATTENTIONโ€ผ๏ธFILTHY SLUT-izens of AmeriCUM ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ youโ€™ve STUFFED ๐Ÿ˜ฉ those TIGHT little boxes ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”žwith your ROCK HARD ballots ๐Ÿชจ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป and the raunchy ERECTION ๐Ÿฅต ๐Ÿฅต results are CUMMING IN HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ so BEND OVER ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป and SPREAD THOSE CHEEKS for DOM โ›“๏ธ DADDY ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ DON for the next 4๏ธโƒฃ FREAKY LONG ๐Ÿ“ and GIRTHY ๐Ÿชต ๐Ÿชต years ๐ŸŽ‰ ๐ŸŽŠ send ๐Ÿ’ฌ this to 2๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ PUSSY-dential candidates ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ ๐Ÿง‘โ€โš–๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ and get COVERED in ๐Ÿ˜ orange POTUSSY juices ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ซ 

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