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My fellow Americans, I have an urgent message.
To all you bitch ass niggas calling me sleepy joe, I’m wide awake nigga and if you keep talking, I’m going to pull out the magic wand and make you sleep forever. My glock got the extendo clip so long,...
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What’s Bofa?
My fellow Americans, it is with great sadness that I must report that Bofa has collapsed. Many have asked me: “What’s Bofa?”, to which I respond: “Bofa Deez Towers”. I can say with full conviction...
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To all the Top G haters.
To all the Tate haters, When we say "What color is your Bugatti" we're not literally asking about the color of your Bugatti. What we're saying is "What do you have to offer us that Tate doesn't offer"...
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Comrade Trump Declares the Revolution
Folks, the bourgeois, they're no good, more and more people are saying it. All these workers— the biggest, we have the biggest workers— very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there...
View ArticleDaddy 🤠 Trump 🥵 getting RAILED 🚅
😱 UH OH 🫣 the loooong 😏 💪 arm 💪 of the law 🇺🇸👩🏻⚖️ has swung 🍒 low 🍒 to give Daddy 🤠 Trump 🥵 a good 👏 SLAP 💥😜 The 🏙️ DEEP state Georgia 🍆 DICKstrict 🍆 Attorney's 😯 criminal 🔎 invesTITgation 🍈🍈 into...
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Trump’s ‘Nuclear’ speech
Source “Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good,...
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THE INSURRECTION WAS BACKED BY “BIDEN DEMO-RAT GANGSTER PARTY MEMBERS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
Source HEY LISTEN YOU “FUCKING IDIOTS” THE INSURRECTION WAS BACKED BY “BIDEN DEMO-RAT GANGSTER PARTY MEMBERS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀. “DONALD TRUMP”, WAS THE BEST PERSON FOR THIS COUNTRY, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT THAT...
View ArticleTrump convicted on all 34 charges
Daddy Trump is CUMvincted on ALL Charges 😱 UH OH 🫣 the loooong 😏 💪 arm 💪 of the law 🇺🇸👩🏻⚖️ has swung 🍒 low 🍒 to give Daddy 🤠 Trump a good 👏 SLAP 💥😜 The 🏙️ Manhattan 🍆 DICKstrict 🍆 Attorney's 😯...
View ArticleTrump SHOT emoji
💥🔫DADDY TRUMP WAS JUST SHOT🔫🔫😱 UH OH🙈 The gunmen shot his LOAD💦😏💪💪 to give Daddy🤠 Trump a good 👏 bye 💥😜 but missed the 💸 MONEY SHOT 💦🙊 Send this to 10 of your 😜💅 SLUTTIEST 💕 sharpshooter 🤪 and I'd you...
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J.D. Vance
Comment byu/plz-let-me-in from discussion inpolitics I went to elementary school with JD Vance, or JD Bowman as he was known then. He wet his bed until he was 13 and we all called him JP Soakman....
View ArticleTim Walz as VP
👩🏾💼 KAMALAH HARRIS 👩🏽🏫 just SLID into the DMs 📥 of TIM WALZ 🍑 like “hey there DADDY 🍆😏 you ready to help me pump 🇺🇸 some serious CUMpetence into this country?” 💦💦💦🔥 Who knew politics could be soooo...
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I’m voting for the First Amendment and freedom of speech. I’m voting for the...
Someone recently asked me why I like Trump. My answer was that I don't really like a lot of things about Trump. But this election is not about choosing the most likeable person. We are voting between...
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Trump answers what action will you take to ensure that our jobs stay in America
Source AUDIENCE QUESTION: Thank you so much for coming to Michigan. My name is Ashley and I work at the Chrysler plant. Like many auto workers, I am deeply concerned about the future of our industry....
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List of Republicans Who Voted Against FEMA Funding Before Helene Hit
The list — only Republicans voted “no”: House Rep. James Baird of Indiana Rep. Troy Balderson of Ohio Rep. Jim Banks of Indiana Rep. Aaron Bean of Florida Rep. Andy Biggs of Arizona Rep. Gus Bilirakis...
View ArticleTrump Won
🎉💦OMG, DADDY TRUMP 🎩🏰 just took 🍆 CONTROL of the 🗳️ WHITE HOUSE 😱😱 and all the 🏁 RACISTS 🤵🏽💁♂️ came OUT to play! 🍻🤡 Time to POUND 🍑 those homophobic 🎭 CUMMIES DEEP 💦💦 and get ready for a SEXIST 🇺🇸...
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